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Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards?
1996 hits
"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled... it was called witchcraft... Today in civilized society, it is called golf."
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
